
for the record...
when I eat Oreos
I eat them whole.
no twisting, no licking, no deciding what to eat first.
I want it all and I want it all at the same time...
chocolate and creme
hard and soft.
and...for the record...
when I eat them, I dunk them.
oh, not sopping wet...
but just enough to let the milk caress its form
without destroying its texture.
It's an art form to do it properly.
but...for the record...
I don't eat them much at all.